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East Shore Middle School in Mildford, Connecticut, has gone entirely overboard with a “no touching policy.”Principal Catherine Williams sent a letter home with students after a kid was struck in the groin. Her solution to adolescent horseplay— “Physical contact is prohibited to keep all students safe in the learning environment…Potential consequences and disciplinary action may include parent conferences, detention, suspension and/or a request for expulsion from school.”

Ridiculous.